OFFICER DESHAWN
TANK
Make room, everybody! Officer DeShawn is on the scene! Listen here, cadets! You are now under my dashing supervision, and I will have no insubordinate trainees in my squad! No other lieutenant (nor a lower rank officer, of course) shines as brightly, nor is as fabulous and manly as yours truly, so you should consider yourself lucky, gentlemen. Now, there is a vile threat in this town – a villainous crook masked as an entertainer – and he presents himself as The Great Foodini! We are going to stop him! I shall assign my cute, tiny police car to this intriguing case as well, and… are you two twinks even listening?
TANK
Make room, everybody! Officer DeShawn is on the scene! Listen here, cadets! You are now under my dashing supervision, and I will have no insubordinate trainees in my squad! No other lieutenant (nor a lower rank officer, of course) shines as brightly, nor is as fabulous and manly as yours truly, so you should consider yourself lucky, gentlemen. Now, there is a vile threat in this town – a villainous crook masked as an entertainer – and he presents himself as The Great Foodini! We are going to stop him! I shall assign my cute, tiny police car to this intriguing case as well, and… are you two twinks even listening?
